Miami
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This past weekend in Miami was like no other. The crowd took the city by storm. They were ill prepared, as Atlanta was for Freaknik 94-95...there were so many events that it was sick...

For starters >>>

Freakfest...Luke's excuse to premiere his new movie. Most of the festivities surrounding this portion of the weekend got canceled because Luke forgot to let the city know what he was doing, yea right! The city figured it out, quickly.

Trying to fly out of Atlanta on Thursday night was a joy. I had a chance to sit at Hartsfield, the Atl airport, after not being able to get on a flight, and watch strippers and spring breakers interact. What a sight! (.)(.)'s & ( )( )...That's tits and ass, yes; you got it, for those not so tragically hip. Bye the way. If you think I talk too much about T & A, O well. Not to offend anyone, but I luv women. That should be refreshing, especially if you live in Atlanta.

Spring break...For those looking for a more cost effective, non-MTV spring break, and there were a shit load, they came to Miami. I mean shit loads. Cost effective and Miami should never be used in the same sentence.

Lesbian weekend...That's not special. That's Miami every weekend, hell, everyday. Made me want to put on a short skirt, get in drag and pick up a few of the hunnies...You talk about fine jiggys.

Where can you find 3000 DJ's, some of the best in the world, including Paul Van Dyk, Moby, the sexy ass DJ Rap, the ATL band Aeriel, that has blown the fuck up, right in yo face, Freddie Luster & Kimbo from Yin Yang, Scott from Nomenclature, and DJ Michael Alan, the cat who spun at my birthday party? Answer? The Winter Music Fest, Miami baby. This event alone would have pushed the town to the limits as far as crowd control is concerned, but to then combine the others and the talent from the 50 models agencies located within 13 blocks...lawd help me. Miami is not reality folks. I had a really hard time working, not because the group I was there to work with were total assholes, but because of all the sin and nakedness there. I luv that town.

Baller of the MIAMI weekend award goes to PHAT JOE. The fool was rolling around Miami with the Mamis in a 2000-drop top Bentley...Lawd I hope these fools have investments because that loot want last forever, especially at those prices...Loot ='s dinero for those who were lost on that.

Places to hang>>>

Joia...150 Ocean Drive...Miami...Low-key hideaway with a kick ass vibe and an all A-list crowd.

City Grill...404 Washington Rd... 303.534.2211

G Spot...1203 Washington Rd. If you feel like a VIP, have your publicist to call and make reservations @ 305.673.5959

Live sex shows and feather fights for those of you who want a lil extra type of diversion...Jimmy'Z s

News Cafe...24 hrs hotspot. Still remains the heart and soul of South Beach.

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Kit Kat Club

The party starts @ 5 am...Go quick before the city shuts them down. There is a huge battle to clean up what South Beach stands for. The nightlife. The Government is definitely trying to strangle the goose that laid the golden egg. Check these spots out. early morning.

Professional folks are going to the spots-it's not just strung out looking drug overdosed rave kids and naked models. The mix...in the VIP room, water is served in champagne buckets.

If you need an escape from South Beach, head ova to Lincoln Rd., very sophisticated without being pretentious. Do check out Tiramesu. It does help also if you have a sexy ass date, especially if she is Indian and sweet as pie, guarantees you a great, quite table...*wink*

Also if you have to stay on S.Beach because you cannot leave the thongs, check out Cafe' Milano, my spot of choice. Tell them the box sent ya. They luv us...