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-(Aug.23-Sep.22) What do you know about disappointment?
A lot. It's turned you into a bit of a pessimist. There is not a
cloud in every silver lining, dear Virgo! Please donÕt turn into
a Grade A cynic and remember you donÕt have bad days copyrighted.
-(Sep.23-Oct.22)
Venus begins ruling that part of your life associated with money.
YouÕre like Donald Trump (minus the two-toned combover). You'll
finally be able to afford those little luxuries that your heart
craves (not that expenses ever stopped you anyway).
-(Oct.24- Nov. 21) I just couldn't wait to share the
news with you. Beginning next week your chart enters the best place
it could be in terms of drive, ambition and ability to accomplish
goals. It hasn't been this way in 12 years. Remember? You were president
of the AV Club.
-(Nov.22-Dec.21) Pluto is shining its smiling
face in your direction and you're along for the ride. Drinks bought
for you, constant attention, witty repartee? Get used to it. Pal,
(at least for a week)
-(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) I know it sounds crazy but I
bet if you gave the closets a thorough cleaning out, beneath the
BVDs you'd find something so valuable you could pay off all your
student loans with a smirk. If you can't find a Superman number
one I guess you could always model those BVDs.
-(Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Are you a betting man? Well, why
the fuck not? If you're not in Gamblers Anonymous you should definitely
find an off track or a casino and lay your chips on the table. You
always win your first time.
-(Feb.19-Mar. 20) Mars makes a move into your house
of relationships bringing with it that old adage about love and
war. Pay attention to your "fighting style." Are you really
being fair? If not it may be time to cook up a peace offering.
-(Mar.21- Apr. 19) Have you ever been on a dinner date
and midway through the meal looked to see that your plate was untouched?
You thought to yourself, "Gee, the conversation is really flowing."
Ask yourself if you"ve dominated the dialogue with a me-centric
monologue. If so, it may be as well received as those tepid baby
peas with garlic mojo.
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